What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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