On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this boner is exhausting
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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