So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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