But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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