Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This baby is an asshole
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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