HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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