That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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