if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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