oh god the rape fog is back!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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