you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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