Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
