operation have a gay friend backfired
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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