just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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