If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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