Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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