we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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