why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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