so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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