Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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