thus making me awesome and them whores
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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