YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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