Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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