do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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