Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I touched a dick in church today
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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