He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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