when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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