all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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