well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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