Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
