i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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