For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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