I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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