whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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