her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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