office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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