new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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