Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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