I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
