Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This is the high leading the old right now
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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