Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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