what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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