yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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