Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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