she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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