So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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