did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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