i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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