So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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