Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
