But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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