He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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